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Amanda Mitchison – The Classic Book I’d Like To Re-write

Illustration by Fran Pulido of two books that look like open books next to a microphone.

‘Welcome home Odysseus. I’m glad you finally made it back. I’m relieved that you had a bath and got yourself rubbed with oil.’ ‘Welcome home Odysseus. I’m glad you finally made it back. I’m relieved that you have had a bath. From the bedroom window I saw you after you slaughtered the suitors and got our son to rip off Melanthius’s genitals and feed them to the dogs.’

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